By Jake Espinoza. Photography by Andrew Roles.

It is insane how fast life passes by, but we still have three more weekends until 2000 f#cking 12 is upon us. Do not waste these precious weekends making the same old mix drinks. It is the holidays; act like it is.

Annie Angell and LMC are two of the coolest people/ladies/bartenders/robot lovers in Portland. Thankfully they know what is up when it comes to making a winter cocktail.

We’re honored to get some advice from these two. Follow them on Twitter @itsLMC and @AnnieAngell, make these drinks, and smile.

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Face Fuckery – LMC Signature Cocktail
1 oz. 44th North Huckleberry Vodka
1 oz. Bailys
½ oz. Kahlua
Splash Chambord
Topped with cream
Served on the rocks in a bucket glass [with cream] or as a shot [no cream]

Mint Up in Ya Mouf – Annie Angell Signature Cocktail
1 oz. Rumpleminze
½ oz. Crème de cocoa
½ oz. Mint schnapps
Hot chocolate mix
Hot water
Whipped cream

Shut Your Apple Pie Hole
1 oz. Pinnacle Whipped vodka
1 oz. Fireball whiskey
½ oz. Tuaca
1 oz. Hot spiced cider mix
Topped with whipped cream
Garnish with nutmeg, and cinnamon.
Mix cider in bottom of pint glass with splash of hot water. Add ice, then other ingredients. Shake well to dissolve cider, pour back into pint glass.
[For a cold version of this drink, just add hot water and no ice.]
Smash That Pumpkin
1 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
½ oz. Goldschlager
1 oz. Half & Half
5 shakes of cinnamon
2 tablespoon canned pumpkin pie mix
Topped with whipped cream

Sippin’ from the ‘Devils Gulch’
1 oz. Fireball whiskey
3 lemons squeezed
5 shakes of cinnamon
Spoonful Hot water
Garnish with cinnamon stick & lemon wedge
Served in a coffee cup

Up Your Noggin
1 oz. Makers Mark
½ oz. Fireball whiskey
Fill glass with Eggnog
Served on the rocks in a pint glass on