by Jake Espinoza

The gift: A Speaking Role on Mad Men

Why it’s so great: There is not a better show on television. In my episode Joan would make a move on me, and we’d get drinks. Also, I’d throw Pete through a window for saying something stupid/smart.

Why it made the list: The characters on Mad Men are all very interesting and unaware of how cool they are. Just like me. I can’t wait for the new season.

Approx value: Priceless