It’s my day off. I got time… Y’all wanna see how my mind works?
Well apparently it’s #FelonCrushFriday, courtesy of some some male lite-brite with strong facial features who caught a good bounce off of a well taken, hi-res mugshot. Dude has become the subject of unavoidable, often disturbing online thirst and, naturally, has caught the ire of uppity chicks and hater males everywhere. According to IG and FB, he’s apparently gay, married to a white girl, secretly ugly, a murderer, a terrorist, and all sorts of other stuff. We gonna let this guy live, or nah?
One of the funniest things I saw on this referred to felons trying to get colored contacts to get chose. I’d link it here, but Facebook went down before I could copy it so boo, Mark Zuckerberg. But my guy Kevin, in a completely unrelated video, explained why thugs with vision issues should probably wear contacts instead of glasses anyway. “I’m a crip, Blue Cross/Blue Shield!!”
In a press day dominated by Kermit the Frog memes, this made me laugh. Have a peek for yourself. (WARNING: This probably won’t be funny if you don’t have health insurance…)