by Jacob Espinoza

The gift: Courtside Trailblazer Season Tickets

Why it’s so great: Being front row to watch Crash run the lane and catch an unexpected alley-oop from Felton would be worth the price of the ticket alone. Portland loves the home team. We show up on time and don’t leave early.

Why it made the list: Sitting up front would allow you to sing along with Jay Z, “So close I could trip a referee.” The more often you can sing along with Jay Z the better at life you are, and that is a fact.

Approx value: $12,000 for a pair.

Available at: http://www.nba.com/blazers/tickets/arena.html